LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Joined by President Bush, two other former presidents and thousands of well-wishers, Bill Clinton on Thursday was overseeing the dedication of his presidential library – a $165 million glass-and-steel home to artifacts and documents gathered during his eight years in the White House.
The former president kept with tradition by checking out the first books in the library, The Joy of Sex (expanded edition) and Hot Beaver 2: A Metaphysical Journey Thru the Womb of Tokyo Rose. An investigation was underway earlier in the day when authorites discovered the words “Chuck Berry was here” and “I heart poontang” scrawled in crayon in the women’s restroom. Suspicions were quashed when Clinton asked Jimmy Carter to “pull his finger”. When Carter complied, Clinton giggled, cut a meaty one and declared in his raspy voice, “you’ve got mail”.
