When did we become such a namby-pamby society? Don’t go outside, you’ll catch a cold. Don’t swim alone, use the buddy system. Don’t ride your bike without gauntlets and bubble wrap. Don’t feed mogwai after midnight. Blah, blah, blah. I’ve read several absurd studies linking something to imminent doom. Here’s the funniest one to date.
Oral sex linked to mouth cancer. Thank you modern science for making it NOT FUN to do ANYTHING.
Rule of Thumb: Foreplay is like Seattle. You can’t go downtown without a shower.
