Monthly Archive for January, 2005

George W. Bush was sworn in for a second term this morning amid criticism of a lavish celebration and excessive security. Here is an excerpt from the ceremony:
“I do solemnly swear, by the power of Greyskull, that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, order a large Jamba Juice and defend the Constitution of the United States. Moo cow, moo. All-natural jojoba shampoo. Bicycle God cheese. Amen.”