Last night, I dreamt that I was peering into a writer’s meeting for the hit Fox series, The OC. I was an omnipresent force, peeking over the shoulder of the head writer. Despite the myth that a person cannot read in his dreams, I browsed the opening of the teleplay, line for line…
INT. DINER – MORNING
A trendy little diner not far from the shore. It’s full of fat kids, double-fisting ham omelettes with their bare hands. SETH, shifty and uncomfortable, sits alone in a corner booth while The Promise by When in Rome fills the crowded room. A group of girls on quad-skates glide back and forth outside his window, one pulling the other three by the anal beads jammed 6 to 8 inches up her ass. A WAITER with gout and a Hulkamania t-shirt asks SETH for his order. Instead of answering him immediately, he peers off into the distance, wondering why he went commando the day before his colonoscopy.
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