Although I always research candidates before I vote (and yes, I DO always vote), I’m not a fan of politics or heated political debates or political figures who pretend to have nuclear families when their secret lives better reflect the interests of closet dog fuckers who Veet™ their balls just enough to resemble John Lithgow hiding in a sack full of pom-pons.
Anywho, in order to quell any hearsay about my political beliefs, I’ll share with you the only truth I hold dear…
Mitt Romney’s cock looks like a snorkeling panini.
