While imbibing a fair amount of Belvedere (the vodka and the famous TV housekeeper with a six inch English hog) and watching “Universe” on the History channel, I realized that when all protons in the universe decay, everything will turn into radiation. Although mankind will have blown its load into the sock of global ruination way before that day, I was saddened by the notion that any trace of human existence would be reduced to space puddings. At this point in my drunken mind fuck, I turned a corner and waived bye bye to sanity. I thought about ghosts walking among us. What if ghosts are merely reincarnated people tapping into their past lives? It was like living a Pink Floyd song until I changed to A&E for some “Flip This House”. I didn’t know Puerto Ricans love breakfast nooks.
Peace,
Shabaas
p.s. That whole ghosts being reincarnated people tapping into their past lives is a registered trademark of some company that I’ll make up later. If you steal my idea for my bathroom book, I’ll pee all over you.
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