Monthly Archive for January, 2009

You may want to file this under the TMI (too much information) category, but I earnestly believe that the key to a successful bowel movement is the distraction of the written word. When visiting friends, I can tell whether or not they take good shits by the amount of magazines in their bathrooms. Today, as I scrambled around the apartment looking for something new to read (attempting to will my ass cheeks closed in a scene analogous to Luke failing to keep the X-wing from the bog), I decided to take a look at my high school yearbook. Senior year, 1997…
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