While imbibing a fair amount of Belvedere (the vodka and the famous TV housekeeper with a six inch English hog) and watching “Universe” on the History channel, I realized that when all protons in the universe decay, everything will turn into radiation. Although mankind will have blown its load into the sock of global ruination [...]

Although I always research candidates before I vote (and yes, I DO always vote), I’m not a fan of politics or heated political debates or political figures who pretend to have nuclear families when their secret lives better reflect the interests of closet dog fuckers who Veet™ their balls just enough to resemble John Lithgow [...]