Nothing beats drinking extra dirty martinis and filling out surveys…
1. How long have you been alive?
Long enough to have enjoyed several episodes of Simon & Simon, Cool Can Pepsi, candy cigarettes and 360 issues of Club magazine.
2. What is something precious that you have learned about life?
“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink”…unless the “horse” is two-time Academy Award® winner Hilary Swank and the “water” is a glory hole at a bus station in Flint.
3. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Why or why not?
Absolutely. Everything is tied to the universe through the law of cause and effect. For example, eat too much cheese and you’ll shit your pants at work. I’m pretty sure that’s the opening sentence of Thomas Paine’s Common Sense.
