Four jobs I’ve had in my life:
1. Merry Maids (not joking).
2. Sad clown.
3. Blow.
4. Hand.
Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. The Lake House.
2. The Lake House 2: Lake Harder.
3. The Lake House 3: Boat House.
4. The Lake House 4: Glenn Close Needs Money.
Four TV shows that I watch:
1. Evening Shade.
2. Felicity.
3. Rhoda.
4. Dinner’s Ready with Karen Carpenter – cancelled when she didn’t show for the pilot episode.
Four places I’ve been:
1. Pepperidge Farm.
2. Hillshire Farm.
3. Hickory Farms.
4. Branson.
People who e-mail me regularly:
1. God (from the Old Testament – asshole still has an Earthlink account).
2. Judge Reinhold.
3. “I” from The King and I.
4. Vinton from Mama’s Family.
Four of my favorite foods:
1. Pie.
2. Flan.
3. Chili.
4. Acorns.
